why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
So I bought a bra today. Guess what, I’ve moved up to a freaking D. Do you know how many D bras are in Wal-Mart? Ten. Beige, black, white. Three-inch straps. Under-wire thicker than my finger. Heavy fabric.
I find it funny that people worship large breasts, and yet NO ONE BOTHERS TO MAKE NICE BRAS FOR THEM.
Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
this makes me laugh tooo hard
(Source: bestpostarchive.com)
She ain’t about that life hoe #getheroutofhere
YES THIS! LMFAO!!!
(Source: femburton)
- Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
- Hazel Grace: "Sure."
- Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
- Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
- Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
- Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
- Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
- Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
- Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."
