Text 1 Sep 26,551 notes

blackberryshawty:

Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
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Photo 29 Aug 1,435,094 notes kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

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Text 29 Aug 396,243 notes

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

Photo 28 Aug 19,378 notes tendersuns:

walkerflexasranger:

"she bout to whoop her gotdamn ass and then I gotta hear her retell the story about how she whooped her gotdamn ass the whole ride home like I wasnt standing right there when it happened"

Lol!

tendersuns:

walkerflexasranger:

"she bout to whoop her gotdamn ass and then I gotta hear her retell the story about how she whooped her gotdamn ass the whole ride home like I wasnt standing right there when it happened"

Lol!

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Text 27 Aug 17,382 notes

bunsen:

trying to walk past someone more like

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Text 27 Aug 266,299 notes

growley:

betty-foo:

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

If you disable the Internet how will you use it

i dont need wifi when im riding your dads dick

🙈🙈💀💀💀💀

Text 26 Aug 89,370 notes

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

Ummm…. Huh??? 🙈🙈

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Photo 26 Aug 305,356 notes thebitchiam:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

This warms my heart

thebitchiam:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

This warms my heart

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Video 26 Aug 178,660 notes

coeurandrogyne:

madmanwithsomesocks:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room) and it still carried more weight than everything Larry’s dealt with the entire series.

this guy is like 50000x more important than Larry.

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Text 26 Aug 47,500 notes

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

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Video 25 Aug 9,663 notes

fileformat:

epiphany

Photo 25 Aug 7,018 notes mtv:

consoling my bff after a breakup 

mtv:

consoling my bff after a breakup 

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Video 25 Aug 79,665 notes

blueivystwistout:

diaryofabaglady:

*rips heart out* 

look at Jay lol

Photo 24 Aug 2,413 notes uglysaiah:

omg.

uglysaiah:

omg.

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