today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
"she bout to whoop her gotdamn ass and then I gotta hear her retell the story about how she whooped her gotdamn ass the whole ride home like I wasnt standing right there when it happened"
if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me
If you disable the Internet how will you use it
i dont need wifi when im riding your dads dick
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
Ummm…. Huh??? 🙈🙈
Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]
This warms my heart
I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.
This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room) and it still carried more weight than everything Larry’s dealt with the entire series.
this guy is like 50000x more important than Larry.
Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.
rub your stomach while you pat your head