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poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

Photo 28 Aug 19,139 notes tendersuns:

walkerflexasranger:

"she bout to whoop her gotdamn ass and then I gotta hear her retell the story about how she whooped her gotdamn ass the whole ride home like I wasnt standing right there when it happened"

Lol!

tendersuns:

walkerflexasranger:

"she bout to whoop her gotdamn ass and then I gotta hear her retell the story about how she whooped her gotdamn ass the whole ride home like I wasnt standing right there when it happened"

Lol!

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Text 27 Aug 16,595 notes

bunsen:

trying to walk past someone more like

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Text 27 Aug 266,209 notes

growley:

betty-foo:

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

If you disable the Internet how will you use it

i dont need wifi when im riding your dads dick

🙈🙈💀💀💀💀

Text 26 Aug 77,943 notes

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

Ummm…. Huh??? 🙈🙈

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Photo 26 Aug 286,572 notes thebitchiam:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

This warms my heart

thebitchiam:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

This warms my heart

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Video 26 Aug 167,704 notes

coeurandrogyne:

madmanwithsomesocks:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room) and it still carried more weight than everything Larry’s dealt with the entire series.

this guy is like 50000x more important than Larry.

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Text 26 Aug 37,384 notes

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

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Video 25 Aug 9,151 notes

fileformat:

epiphany

Photo 25 Aug 6,876 notes mtv:

consoling my bff after a breakup 

mtv:

consoling my bff after a breakup 

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blueivystwistout:

diaryofabaglady:

*rips heart out* 

look at Jay lol

Photo 24 Aug 2,377 notes uglysaiah:

omg.

uglysaiah:

omg.

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Photo 23 Aug 1,639 notes psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)
Photo 23 Aug 688,375 notes nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

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