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nyborn:

lilboppa2009:

ogfleecethotson:

The first time I saw this I knew I wanted to be a thot

This me at all the clubs

So we just gunna disregard that first statement…

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ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

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I would like to be known as an intelligent woman, a courageous woman, a loving woman, a woman who teaches by being.
— Maya Angelou  (via elenayogini)

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cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

(Source: kaniehtiio)

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mileyhighrus:

drake bell talks a lot of shit for someone who starred in a fairly odd parents movie

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elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

Text 28 Jul 3,583 notes

kingsleyyy:

can they stop making new iPhones and develop a small device that creates whatever food you want in 2 seconds

via KINGSLEY.
Quote 28 Jul 183,097 notes
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
— 

Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

Oh yeaaa:)

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kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON
 game changer. No pun intended

nyborn:

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

game changer. No pun intended
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shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

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hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast


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